if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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