why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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