this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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