i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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