Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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