I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.