If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He managed to rip my nipple last night....