what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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