Did you just see the Batmobile???
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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