A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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