The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I have post one night stand depression
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