you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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