i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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