i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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