how can u be prego again
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
