Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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