You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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