apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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