They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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