i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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