i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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