So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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