I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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