Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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