We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
