I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
