it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
When are your genitals available?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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