dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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