You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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