i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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