thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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