Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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