I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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