the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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