Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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