For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just google imaged poop.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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