i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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