Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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