what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm at about main and main street
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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