The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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