Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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