Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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