Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
...so i touched it.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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