I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
ttyl tear gas
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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