I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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