But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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