"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
No stitches, just platelets and will power
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
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