Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
