party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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