We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
