no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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