just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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