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Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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