my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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