If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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