Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
